I have this great new phone. It’s called a Nexus one. It does everything, phone, email, mp3 player, internet, camera, shopping list, Kindle (I can read whole books on my phone), flashlight, and even a GPS. The GPS even locates the shop you’re looking for and then gives you verbal directions to get there!
So on Friday, I decided to drive to Kmart to buy some kitchen scales, as you do. All I took with me was my trusty Nexus one. I entered Kmart into the GPS and off I went. Only thing is it didn’t take me to Kmart. It took me to some park in Dover (NJ).